This is a true story. One evening I went for a walk through the remote Scottish Highlands. As I was picking my way through a magnificent windswept Glen I became aware of a presence behind me. I turned around and there standing not three metres behind me was a seven foot blue women. She was not wearing any clothes. What happened to me next is explained in my song 'Alien Sex Pest'.

As you can imagine this experience had a profound effect on me. Immediately afterwards I left my job and began dedicating my life to writing songs describing my own, and other's, experiences with Aliens and the Supernatural.

Have you ever wondered how you would feel if you were part of the Heavens Gate cult who committed mass suicide believing they would find eternal life on comet Hale-Bop? If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then listen to my songs.

If you're still reading this then you doubtless have an appetite for the unusual. Perhaps you are also bored with the diet of bland insipid music we are doomed to listen to on radio and television.

A piece of advice for you before I depart - get your "Aliens Welcome Here" flags now. They are on their way. Believe me, I should know.

Click below to hear a selection of my songs.